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You can see on
internet so many humour about Viagra, and guess how much it is
popular than any other erectile dysfunction (ED) pill.
Here we pick some humour ( funny jokes and one liners) about
viagra floating on internet, without changing/tampering them.
However our website will not be responsible, if you found these
jokes/humour provoking or offensive.
Viagra Humour ( Just for enjoy)
Viagra One-liner Jokes
-Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat
- The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.
- Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?
A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
- ...Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in
his throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
- Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and
you're up all night.
- The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard
drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the
hard drive.
- A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in
his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt
is too stiff to wear.
- For years the medical professional has been looking after the
ill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the
dead!
- Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who
overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they
couldn't close his coffin lid
for 3 days.
- New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to
pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to rise right up.
Viagra Jokes -
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is
losing interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still
experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes
at dinner.
So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's
back at the doctor's.
Lady: "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like
you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all
the food and dishes
on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me
right there on the table."
Doctor: "I'm sorry. We didn't realize the pill was that strong.
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
Lady: "Naah...that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that
restaurant anyway."
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